Chris Farley Quotes

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to Chris Farley Picture Quote

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to

— Chris Farley

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer. Chris Farley Picture Quote

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer.

— Chris Farley

I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a Chris Farley Picture Quote

I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a

— Chris Farley

You gotta fight for your right to vote! Chris Farley Picture Quote

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

— Chris Farley

I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley Picture Quote

I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

— Chris Farley

I want to live fast and die young. Chris Farley Picture Quote

I want to live fast and die young.

— Chris Farley

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down. Chris Farley Picture Quote

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

— Chris Farley

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. Chris Farley Picture Quote

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

— Chris Farley

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving Chris Farley Picture Quote

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving

— Chris Farley

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, Chris Farley Picture Quote

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank,

— Chris Farley

Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!! Chris Farley Picture Quote

Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!

— Chris Farley

People need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk Chris Farley Picture Quote

People need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk

— Chris Farley

I live in a van, down by the river! Chris Farley Picture Quote

I live in a van, down by the river!

— Chris Farley

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. Chris Farley Picture Quote

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

— Chris Farley

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons. Chris Farley Picture Quote

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

— Chris Farley

I used to think that you could get to a level of Chris Farley Picture Quote

I used to think that you could get to a level of

— Chris Farley

The point is, how do you know the guarantee fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer. Chris Farley Picture Quote

The point is, how do you know the guarantee fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer.

— Chris Farley

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. Chris Farley Picture Quote

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

— Chris Farley

Everyone is treating it like a hollywood story. In madison, it’s a neighborhood story. Chris Farley Picture Quote

Everyone is treating it like a hollywood story. In madison, it’s a neighborhood story.

— Chris Farley

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes. Chris Farley Picture Quote

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

— Chris Farley

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