All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim. — Christopher Morley
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. — Christopher Morley
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man — Christopher Morley
Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you’re not really interested — Christopher Morley
It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from nature. — Christopher Morley
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster — Christopher Morley
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. — Christopher Morley
The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. — Christopher Morley
Why do they put the gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late? — Christopher Morley