I’m the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. — Christopher Titus
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could — Christopher Titus
The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman. — Christopher Titus
Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty – mmm mmm. — Christopher Titus