I never got a lot done using a broomstick. You’ve got to have something that’s lethal. — Conrad Burns
I come from montana, and in eastern montana we have a lot of dirt between light bulbs. — Conrad Burns
They appear to have had a higher voter turnout in iraq than we did in our recent federal elections — Conrad Burns
Lawsuits – and frivolous lawsuits – are just sapping the life out of the people who perform the — Conrad Burns
Our highly qualified teachers not only work hard, but they care about each and every student that — Conrad Burns