Craig Benzine Quotes

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS! Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

— Craig Benzine

During a heat wave every dude stinks. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

— Craig Benzine

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

— Craig Benzine

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.

— Craig Benzine

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

— Craig Benzine

Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.

— Craig Benzine

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

— Craig Benzine

I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.

— Craig Benzine

If you’re gonna lob something, lob love. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

If you’re gonna lob something, lob love.

— Craig Benzine

I love it when the coffee’s done! Craig Benzine Picture Quote

I love it when the coffee’s done!

— Craig Benzine

Are imperfections is which make we grate. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Are imperfections is which make we grate.

— Craig Benzine

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that’s a Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that’s a

— Craig Benzine

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

— Craig Benzine

Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food

— Craig Benzine

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

— Craig Benzine

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

— Craig Benzine

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

— Craig Benzine

It’s better to have a broken CD player that worked once than Craig Benzine Picture Quote

It’s better to have a broken CD player that worked once than

— Craig Benzine

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

— Craig Benzine

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you’re trying Craig Benzine Picture Quote

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you’re trying

— Craig Benzine

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

— Craig Benzine

It’s better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & Craig Benzine Picture Quote

It’s better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, &

— Craig Benzine

Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast.

— Craig Benzine

People alive are better than people not alive. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

People alive are better than people not alive.

— Craig Benzine

Options are good. Keeps people choosing. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

— Craig Benzine

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

— Craig Benzine

The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money.

— Craig Benzine

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

— Craig Benzine

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. Craig Benzine Picture Quote

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

— Craig Benzine

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