Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson
That’s here on CBS, where the ‘C’ stands for ‘Classy’ and the ‘BS’ speaks for itself. — Craig Ferguson
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it. — Craig Ferguson
Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I’m frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes. — Craig Ferguson
What we do have is nothin’ but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night! — Craig Ferguson