Dana Gould Quotes

Women do it all the time to look younger and it would Dana Gould Picture Quote

Women do it all the time to look younger and it would

— Dana Gould

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation. Dana Gould Picture Quote

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

— Dana Gould

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction. Dana Gould Picture Quote

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.

— Dana Gould

If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I’d paint the front to resemble Dana Gould Picture Quote

If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I’d paint the front to resemble

— Dana Gould

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I’m obnoxiously polite Dana Gould Picture Quote

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I’m obnoxiously polite

— Dana Gould

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

— Dana Gould

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes. Dana Gould Picture Quote

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.

— Dana Gould

There’s nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you’re having a nightmare. Dana Gould Picture Quote

There’s nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you’re having a nightmare.

— Dana Gould

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Dana Gould Picture Quote

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen

— Dana Gould

I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line. Dana Gould Picture Quote

I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.

— Dana Gould

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming Dana Gould Picture Quote

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming

— Dana Gould

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason Dana Gould Picture Quote

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason

— Dana Gould

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her Dana Gould Picture Quote

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her

— Dana Gould

There’s something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. Dana Gould Picture Quote

There’s something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

— Dana Gould

Always remember, you don’t stop shitting your pants because you grow old. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Always remember, you don’t stop shitting your pants because you grow old.

— Dana Gould

Being funny is not the same as being happy. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Being funny is not the same as being happy.

— Dana Gould

I don’t mind being alone when I’m surrounded by people, I just Dana Gould Picture Quote

I don’t mind being alone when I’m surrounded by people, I just

— Dana Gould

In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Dana Gould Picture Quote

In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for

— Dana Gould

They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in Dana Gould Picture Quote

They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in

— Dana Gould

If anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to Dana Gould Picture Quote

If anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to

— Dana Gould

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don’t turn against all pedophiles. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don’t turn against all pedophiles.

— Dana Gould

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, Dana Gould Picture Quote

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool,

— Dana Gould

Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of Dana Gould Picture Quote

Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of

— Dana Gould

We broke up, and my first reaction was ‘Fine – I’ve been Dana Gould Picture Quote

We broke up, and my first reaction was ‘Fine – I’ve been

— Dana Gould

Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin’. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin’.

— Dana Gould

When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death. Dana Gould Picture Quote

When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death.

— Dana Gould

I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps Dana Gould Picture Quote

I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps

— Dana Gould

Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on.

— Dana Gould

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant? Dana Gould Picture Quote

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

— Dana Gould

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they’re Dana Gould Picture Quote

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they’re

— Dana Gould

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don’t have a person in Dana Gould Picture Quote

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don’t have a person in

— Dana Gould

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It’s like getting Dana Gould Picture Quote

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It’s like getting

— Dana Gould

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels… Chocolate. So afraid Dana Gould Picture Quote

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels… Chocolate. So afraid

— Dana Gould

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from Dana Gould Picture Quote

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from

— Dana Gould

If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look Dana Gould Picture Quote

If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look

— Dana Gould

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also Dana Gould Picture Quote

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also

— Dana Gould

Competition is the death of art. Dana Gould Picture Quote

Competition is the death of art.

— Dana Gould

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent’s poltical beliefs. Oooh! Dana Gould Picture Quote

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent’s poltical beliefs. Oooh!

— Dana Gould

I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but Dana Gould Picture Quote

I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but

— Dana Gould

I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers. Dana Gould Picture Quote

I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.

— Dana Gould

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