You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won’t pay your insurance. — Dick Gregory
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps. — Dick Gregory
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in chicago it’s a sport. — Dick Gregory
I like talking. I didn’t know at the time I would have to worry so much about my hair. — Dick Gregory
I am really enjoying the new martin luther king jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots — Dick Gregory
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. — Dick Gregory
Just being a negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. — Dick Gregory