Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers’ gardens. — Douglas William Jerrold
Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic. — Douglas William Jerrold
A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims. — Douglas William Jerrold
God said, “Let us make man in our image.” Man said, ‘Let us make God in our image. — Douglas William Jerrold
As for the brandy, “nothing extenuate”; and the water, put nought in in malice. — Douglas William Jerrold
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers’ gardens. — Douglas William Jerrold
Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it’s ten to one if they hang long together. — Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. — Douglas William Jerrold