For the parents of a little leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. — Earl Wilson
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done. — Earl Wilson
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. — Earl Wilson
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. — Earl Wilson
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. — Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. — Earl Wilson