Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. — Edgar Watson Howe
Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions — Edgar Watson Howe
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great — Edgar Watson Howe
A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he — Edgar Watson Howe
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. — Edgar Watson Howe
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time. — Edgar Watson Howe
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — Edgar Watson Howe
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win. — Edgar Watson Howe
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can’t get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. — Edgar Watson Howe
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. — Edgar Watson Howe
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — Edgar Watson Howe
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk. — Edgar Watson Howe
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. — Edgar Watson Howe
When a man is trying to sell you something, don’t imagine that he is polite all the time. — Edgar Watson Howe