The vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when jesus was born. — Elayne Boosler
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times — Elayne Boosler
Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get aids by giving money to television preachers? — Elayne Boosler
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler