Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this. — François Rabelais
Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective and valuable than words. — François Rabelais
How do you know antiquity was foolish? how do you know the present is wise? who made it foolish? who made it wise? — François Rabelais
I have known many who could not when they would, for they had not done it when they could. — François Rabelais
I place no hope in my strength, nor in my works: but all my confidence is in God my protector — François Rabelais
It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man. — François Rabelais
The remedy for thirst? it is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog — François Rabelais
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil! — François Rabelais
