With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense? — Gabriel Iglesias
When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time. — Gabriel Iglesias
Anything is possible as long as you’re focused, determined and you really want to do it. — Gabriel Iglesias
When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, ‘I want to go to that McDonalds. — Gabriel Iglesias
I’ll walk up to a woman, I’ll say the first thing that comes to mind: ‘Hey, you hungry?’ — Gabriel Iglesias