An interesting thing about New York City is that the subways run through the sewers. — Garrison Keillor
March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like. — Garrison Keillor
Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway. — Garrison Keillor
We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake — Garrison Keillor
My generation was secretive, brooding, ambitious, show-offy, and this generation is congenial. — Garrison Keillor