Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx
I’m gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there’ll be no cover charge — Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. — Groucho Marx
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me. — Groucho Marx