The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically. — Jason Segel
Fozzie bear has so many bear puns in this script – like, ‘trac is grizzly!’ ‘this is unbearable!’ it’s the greatest. — Jason Segel
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute — Jason Segel
You guys own the muppets, and you’re just kind of sitting on ‘em. I really love the muppets — Jason Segel
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. — Jason Segel
I’ve just grown a little disappointed with ‘muppets in the old west’, ‘muppets under water’ and — Jason Segel
![It [voicing animation] is very freeing. Nobody in the cast is doing Jason Segel Picture Quote](https://www.idlehearts.com/images/it-voicing-animation-is-very-freeing-nobody-in-the-cast-is-doing.jpg?x85372 "It [voicing animation] is very freeing. Nobody in the cast is doing")
