You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy
It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy