You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. — Jeff Foxworthy