My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. — Jerry Seinfeld
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. — Jerry Seinfeld
Pay attention, don’t let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. — Jerry Seinfeld
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I’m crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld