Golf is played by twenty million mature american men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
It is impossible to read for pleasure from something to which you are both father and mother — Jim Bishop
Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face. — Jim Bishop
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. — Jim Bishop
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop