Jim Davis Quotes

I didn’t have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. Jim Davis Picture Quote

I didn’t have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

— Jim Davis

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and Jim Davis Picture Quote

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and

— Jim Davis

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. Jim Davis Picture Quote

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

— Jim Davis

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I’m afraid it might not come back. Jim Davis Picture Quote

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I’m afraid it might not come back.

— Jim Davis

If you are patient…and wait long enough…Nothing will happen Jim Davis Picture Quote

If you are patient…and wait long enough…Nothing will happen

— Jim Davis

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have Jim Davis Picture Quote

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have

— Jim Davis

I’m still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn’t suffered from Jim Davis Picture Quote

I’m still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn’t suffered from

— Jim Davis

It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do. Jim Davis Picture Quote

It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.

— Jim Davis

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that Jim Davis Picture Quote

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that

— Jim Davis

You have to do something when you’re lying in bed. So you play with your mind. Jim Davis Picture Quote

You have to do something when you’re lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

— Jim Davis

You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was Jim Davis Picture Quote

You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was

— Jim Davis

I never met a lasagna I didn’t like Jim Davis Picture Quote

I never met a lasagna I didn’t like

— Jim Davis

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say Jim Davis Picture Quote

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say

— Jim Davis

I stop short of being a workaholic. Jim Davis Picture Quote

I stop short of being a workaholic.

— Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out! Jim Davis Picture Quote

When in doubt, pig out!

— Jim Davis

When you’re through with your cat, you can’t throw it in the trash. Jim Davis Picture Quote

When you’re through with your cat, you can’t throw it in the trash.

— Jim Davis

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

— Jim Davis

Great chefs know it’s the appearance of food that counts…but great Jim Davis Picture Quote

Great chefs know it’s the appearance of food that counts…but great

— Jim Davis

Deep fry that sucker! – Garfield Jim Davis Picture Quote

Deep fry that sucker! – Garfield

— Jim Davis

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

— Jim Davis

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. Jim Davis Picture Quote

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

— Jim Davis

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. Jim Davis Picture Quote

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

— Jim Davis

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles. Jim Davis Picture Quote

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

— Jim Davis

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. Jim Davis Picture Quote

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

— Jim Davis

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me. Jim Davis Picture Quote

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

— Jim Davis

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in Jim Davis Picture Quote

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in

— Jim Davis

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely Jim Davis Picture Quote

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely

— Jim Davis

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. Jim Davis Picture Quote

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

— Jim Davis

When all else fails, look cute. Jim Davis Picture Quote

When all else fails, look cute.

— Jim Davis

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that’s ok, Jim Davis Picture Quote

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that’s ok,

— Jim Davis

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Jim Davis Picture Quote

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy

— Jim Davis

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after Jim Davis Picture Quote

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after

— Jim Davis

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation Jim Davis Picture Quote

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation

— Jim Davis

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I Jim Davis Picture Quote

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I

— Jim Davis

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

— Jim Davis

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

— Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

— Jim Davis

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

— Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Jim Davis Picture Quote

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

— Jim Davis

A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. Jim Davis Picture Quote

A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

— Jim Davis

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