Jim Jefferies Quotes

God built the world, but he did not know it was round. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

— Jim Jefferies

Because of the way I’ve made my money or the way I’ve Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Because of the way I’ve made my money or the way I’ve

— Jim Jefferies

I want to make people think, and I don’t want to come Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I want to make people think, and I don’t want to come

— Jim Jefferies

Can’t punch women in the face! Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Can’t punch women in the face!

— Jim Jefferies

If you hate gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

If you hate gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person.

— Jim Jefferies

I wouldn’t perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn’t Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I wouldn’t perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn’t

— Jim Jefferies

I have tried reading the Bible but that’s a tough read there. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I have tried reading the Bible but that’s a tough read there.

— Jim Jefferies

With acting, it [auditioning] is very frustrating. I’m not very good at Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

With acting, it [auditioning] is very frustrating. I’m not very good at

— Jim Jefferies

Having your own show, where you’re not in trouble all the time, Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Having your own show, where you’re not in trouble all the time,

— Jim Jefferies

Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises.

— Jim Jefferies

I’m not scared of dying, because I’m an atheist. I won’t even Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I’m not scared of dying, because I’m an atheist. I won’t even

— Jim Jefferies

I don’t think I’ve ever prayed in my entire life, never sat Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I don’t think I’ve ever prayed in my entire life, never sat

— Jim Jefferies

I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is

— Jim Jefferies

I’ve never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I’ve never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

— Jim Jefferies

I don’t want people to leave the show being upset. So if Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I don’t want people to leave the show being upset. So if

— Jim Jefferies

I don’t write my standup on paper or anything; but I just Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I don’t write my standup on paper or anything; but I just

— Jim Jefferies

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I’m a bad person, basically. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I’m a bad person, basically.

— Jim Jefferies

Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always

— Jim Jefferies

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I

— Jim Jefferies

There’s two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it’s Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

There’s two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it’s

— Jim Jefferies

There are two types of actors. There’s the actors who can acknowledge Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

There are two types of actors. There’s the actors who can acknowledge

— Jim Jefferies

I can’t imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I can’t imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like

— Jim Jefferies

There’s a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

There’s a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit

— Jim Jefferies

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is

— Jim Jefferies

I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It’s Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It’s

— Jim Jefferies

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is

— Jim Jefferies

In the stand-up comedy top, there’s room for everyone – if you’re Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

In the stand-up comedy top, there’s room for everyone – if you’re

— Jim Jefferies

The thing about crazy people; they don’t know they are crazy, that’s what make them crazy. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

The thing about crazy people; they don’t know they are crazy, that’s what make them crazy.

— Jim Jefferies

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one

— Jim Jefferies

Here’s the thing about people who believe in God… They’re idiots. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Here’s the thing about people who believe in God… They’re idiots.

— Jim Jefferies

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

— Jim Jefferies

Stand-up is just me trying to be as funny as possible in Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Stand-up is just me trying to be as funny as possible in

— Jim Jefferies

We have a drinking game in Australia, it’s called drinking. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

We have a drinking game in Australia, it’s called drinking.

— Jim Jefferies

Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy – it’s not easy. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy – it’s not easy.

— Jim Jefferies

I always wanted to be a comedian. I loved comedy since I Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I always wanted to be a comedian. I loved comedy since I

— Jim Jefferies

I wouldn’t mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I wouldn’t mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he

— Jim Jefferies

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God. Jim Jefferies Picture Quote

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

— Jim Jefferies

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