You’re not a real Texan till you’ve been kicked out of every decent state in America. — Joe Bob Briggs
The fifties were when people started coming down on “juvenile delinquents,” “hoodlums,” “ — Joe Bob Briggs
As I’ve said many times, the single most oppressed class in america right now is the teenager. — Joe Bob Briggs
In some european theaters, it’s still not uncommon to have a late start and three long intermissions — Joe Bob Briggs