The orioles’ dick hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola Sr.
Nolan ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Sr.
It’s pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. — Joe Garagiola Sr.
I know a baseball star who wouldn’t report the theft of his wife’s credit cards because — Joe Garagiola Sr.