I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing — John Clifford Mortimer
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt. — John Clifford Mortimer
The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. — John Clifford Mortimer
The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech. — John Clifford Mortimer
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails. — John Clifford Mortimer
All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. — John Clifford Mortimer
The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they’re not going to succeed. — John Clifford Mortimer
To escape jury duty in england, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the daily telegraph. — John Clifford Mortimer