Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. — John Hodgman
As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music. — John Hodgman
John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan. — John Hodgman
We estimate that there are perhaps 20,000 prehistoric hunter-gatherers frozen up in those — John Hodgman