John Mulaney Quotes

People having expectations maybe means they’ve enjoyed what I’ve done. John Mulaney Picture Quote

People having expectations maybe means they’ve enjoyed what I’ve done.

— John Mulaney

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. John Mulaney Picture Quote

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

— John Mulaney

It was funny to be an emcee, because you’re so at the John Mulaney Picture Quote

It was funny to be an emcee, because you’re so at the

— John Mulaney

I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever’s on. Nick John Mulaney Picture Quote

I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever’s on. Nick

— John Mulaney

You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have John Mulaney Picture Quote

You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have

— John Mulaney

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion. John Mulaney Picture Quote

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

— John Mulaney

Being president looks like the worst job in the world. John Mulaney Picture Quote

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

— John Mulaney

I kind of thought, wouldn’t it be funny to take a swing John Mulaney Picture Quote

I kind of thought, wouldn’t it be funny to take a swing

— John Mulaney

I’ve done festivals in the past where I’d be a guest, it John Mulaney Picture Quote

I’ve done festivals in the past where I’d be a guest, it

— John Mulaney

It’s really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You John Mulaney Picture Quote

It’s really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You

— John Mulaney

It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and John Mulaney Picture Quote

It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and

— John Mulaney

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made John Mulaney Picture Quote

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made

— John Mulaney

I always wanted it to be multi-cam from the beginning. In the John Mulaney Picture Quote

I always wanted it to be multi-cam from the beginning. In the

— John Mulaney

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, John Mulaney Picture Quote

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively,

— John Mulaney

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I’m new in town. John Mulaney Picture Quote

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I’m new in town.

— John Mulaney

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. John Mulaney Picture Quote

In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

— John Mulaney

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful John Mulaney Picture Quote

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful

— John Mulaney

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name John Mulaney Picture Quote

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name

— John Mulaney

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I John Mulaney Picture Quote

Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I

— John Mulaney

I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it’s a terrible John Mulaney Picture Quote

I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it’s a terrible

— John Mulaney

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy. John Mulaney Picture Quote

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

— John Mulaney

I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I John Mulaney Picture Quote

I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I

— John Mulaney

On Friday night, it was fun [to know] that if you bombed, John Mulaney Picture Quote

On Friday night, it was fun [to know] that if you bombed,

— John Mulaney

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and John Mulaney Picture Quote

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and

— John Mulaney

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained John Mulaney Picture Quote

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained

— John Mulaney

I plan to join the ‘SNL’ band as a maraca player and John Mulaney Picture Quote

I plan to join the ‘SNL’ band as a maraca player and

— John Mulaney

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with John Mulaney Picture Quote

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with

— John Mulaney

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be. John Mulaney Picture Quote

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

— John Mulaney

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt John Mulaney Picture Quote

Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt

— John Mulaney

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon John Mulaney Picture Quote

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon

— John Mulaney

I had a lot of fun writing things that died during dress John Mulaney Picture Quote

I had a lot of fun writing things that died during dress

— John Mulaney

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken John Mulaney Picture Quote

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

— John Mulaney

Things don’t exist until they exist. John Mulaney Picture Quote

Things don’t exist until they exist.

— John Mulaney

It’s nice when you’re nervous and everybody’s like, “Yeah, you should be John Mulaney Picture Quote

It’s nice when you’re nervous and everybody’s like, “Yeah, you should be

— John Mulaney

I’m a very lucky person. I’m an idiot, and I’ve shoveled through John Mulaney Picture Quote

I’m a very lucky person. I’m an idiot, and I’ve shoveled through

— John Mulaney

I’m a very straightforward person. But that’s fine for a comedian. Because John Mulaney Picture Quote

I’m a very straightforward person. But that’s fine for a comedian. Because

— John Mulaney

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’ John Mulaney Picture Quote

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’

— John Mulaney

As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a John Mulaney Picture Quote

As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a

— John Mulaney

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