Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. — Johnny Knoxville
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up — Johnny Knoxville
I know this is going to end bad, but I’m going to pretend it’s going to end good. My life’s philosophy. — Johnny Knoxville
I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens — Johnny Knoxville
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now – eight different doctors — Johnny Knoxville
I’m so uncoordinated, I can’t really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one — Johnny Knoxville
I’m not out running around all the time. I’m not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. — Johnny Knoxville
Of course I’ve had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I’ve had five or six concussions — Johnny Knoxville
It’s just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. — Johnny Knoxville
We’re just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it — Johnny Knoxville
You can tell it’s good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it’s good — Johnny Knoxville
People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they’re not physical I just walk away — Johnny Knoxville