Going to catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh. — Julie Brown
I’ve known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It’s not about talent, it’s relentless drive. — Julie Brown
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It’s not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown
There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to catholic school with these psychotic nuns. — Julie Brown
I love kathy griffin, I think she’s brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go ok, that’s too much. — Julie Brown
I think I knew I was funny in elementary school. I think most funny people realize it when they’re young. — Julie Brown
I got confused. I thought it was a k.y. Scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. — Julie Brown
I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on comedy central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. — Julie Brown
This whole generation of parents – I’m guilty of it too – does too much for their kids. — Julie Brown
Your work is a separate thing from you. You are this person who has your friends and your life — Julie Brown