Ken Dodd Quotes

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.

— Ken Dodd

Freud’s theory was that when a joke opens a window and all Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Freud’s theory was that when a joke opens a window and all

— Ken Dodd

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It’s either funny or it isn’t. There’s Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It’s either funny or it isn’t. There’s

— Ken Dodd

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of

— Ken Dodd

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.

— Ken Dodd

Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to

— Ken Dodd

I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don’t like to interrupt her. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don’t like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd

I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Ken Dodd Picture Quote

I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a

— Ken Dodd

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get Ken Dodd Picture Quote

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get

— Ken Dodd

Men’s legs have a terribly lonely life – standing in the dark in your trousers all day. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Men’s legs have a terribly lonely life – standing in the dark in your trousers all day.

— Ken Dodd

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

— Ken Dodd

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other Ken Dodd Picture Quote

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other

— Ken Dodd

My teeth are all my own. I’ve just finished paying for them. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

My teeth are all my own. I’ve just finished paying for them.

— Ken Dodd

Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, Ken Dodd Picture Quote

Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife,

— Ken Dodd

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside Ken Dodd Picture Quote

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside

— Ken Dodd

I told the inland revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

I told the inland revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

— Ken Dodd

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Ken Dodd Picture Quote

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh.

— Ken Dodd

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