My definition of an artist is anyone who’s ahead of his time and behind on his rent. — Kinky Friedman
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. — Kinky Friedman
The system is not perfect. Until it’s perfect, let’s do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman
Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him. — Kinky Friedman