I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. — Kourtney Kardashian
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian
When you’re breastfeeding, you don’t get juicy down there. The juice isn’t loose. — Kourtney Kardashian
I have had breast implants, but it’s so funny ’cause it’s not a secret; I could care less. — Kourtney Kardashian
I’m proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! — Kourtney Kardashian