Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn’t involve a woman. — Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I don’t have to shop for pants in stores anymore. — Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting — Larry David
Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. — Larry David
Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, man gets married! — Larry David
It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often. — Larry David
It’s that I wasn’t suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear – mainstream comedy. — Larry David
It has to do – I think – with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right — Larry David
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long — Larry David
I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure — Larry David
Even though the national guard and army reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people — Larry David
Hear the birds? sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine what it’s like — Larry David
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized. — Larry David
I couldn’t be happier that president bush has stood up for having served in the national guard — Larry David
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. — Larry David
I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me. — Larry David
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. — Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough. — Larry David
I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do — Larry David
At first, I didn’t realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. — Larry David