As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn’t. — Laurence J. Peter
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time. — Laurence J. Peter
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. — Laurence J. Peter
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are. — Laurence J. Peter
There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too. — Laurence J. Peter