Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty — Laurence J. Peter
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create. — Laurence J. Peter
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. — Laurence J. Peter
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. — Laurence J. Peter
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form — Laurence J. Peter
Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. — Laurence J. Peter
Before publishers’ blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing. — Laurence J. Peter