I’ve noticed your hostility towards him… I ought to have guessed you were friends. — Malcolm Bradbury
Reading someone else’s newspaper is like sleeping with someone else’s wife. Nothing — Malcolm Bradbury
Only the old are innocent. That is what the victorians understood, and the christians. — Malcolm Bradbury
The english are polite by telling lies. The americans are polite by telling the truth. — Malcolm Bradbury
English history is all about men liking their fathers, and american history is all about men hating their — Malcolm Bradbury
If God had been a liberal, we wouldn’t have had the ten commandments – we’d have the ten suggestions. — Malcolm Bradbury