The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. — Mark Russell
Believe me when I say that bill clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business. — Mark Russell
If the audience doesn’t like it, usually they’re just silent. But they’ve never all walked out at once. — Mark Russell
You’ve got the brain-washed, that’s the democrats, and the brain-dead, that’s the republicans! — Mark Russell
