I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go. — Matt Groening
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. — Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening
It’s just hard not to listen to tv: it’s spent so much more time raising us than parents have. — Matt Groening
I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I will do it again. — Matt Groening
That’s what I did before the simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life. — Matt Groening
Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. — Matt Groening
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. — Matt Groening