It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!. — Merrill Markoe
When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn’t recognize their transparencies, it’s always funny. — Merrill Markoe
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. — Merrill Markoe
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don’t get along with: — Merrill Markoe
A more complex – but only slightly more original – way to feel out of it is available — Merrill Markoe
Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn’t work. So we joke about it. — Merrill Markoe
No one would argue against the fact that l.a. Leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious. — Merrill Markoe
Beware the old man in young guy’s clothes. If he’s over 35 and comes to pick you up looking — Merrill Markoe