He’s so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. — Mickey Rivers
He’s so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. — Mickey Rivers
I don’t get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there’s no sense in getting upset. — Mickey Rivers
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. — Mickey Rivers