People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough. — Mignon McLaughlin
It’s hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live? — Mignon McLaughlin
Women are never landlocked: they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. — Mignon McLaughlin
Don’t look for God where He is needed most; if you didn’t bring Him there, He isn’t there. — Mignon McLaughlin
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin
Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. — Mignon McLaughlin
Whether or not you love television, you’ve got to admit that it certainly loves itself. — Mignon McLaughlin