Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored — Mike Birbiglia
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math. — Mike Birbiglia
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. — Mike Birbiglia
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can’t say that about their fans. — Mike Birbiglia