Milton Jones Quotes

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other Milton Jones Picture Quote

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other

— Milton Jones

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me Milton Jones Picture Quote

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me

— Milton Jones

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who Milton Jones Picture Quote

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who

— Milton Jones

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered Milton Jones Picture Quote

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered

— Milton Jones

If you’re depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the Milton Jones Picture Quote

If you’re depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the

— Milton Jones

The school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A. Milton Jones Picture Quote

The school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A.

— Milton Jones

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I Milton Jones Picture Quote

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I

— Milton Jones

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee. Milton Jones Picture Quote

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

— Milton Jones

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet … Milton Jones Picture Quote

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet …

— Milton Jones

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that. Milton Jones Picture Quote

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that.

— Milton Jones

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, “Gday Gday how Milton Jones Picture Quote

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, “Gday Gday how

— Milton Jones

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give Milton Jones Picture Quote

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give

— Milton Jones

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it’s because I’m black, isn’t it. Milton Jones Picture Quote

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it’s because I’m black, isn’t it.

— Milton Jones

I’m very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, Milton Jones Picture Quote

I’m very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet,

— Milton Jones

I’ve got a bit of Scottish Blood… On my kitchen knife!! Milton Jones Picture Quote

I’ve got a bit of Scottish Blood… On my kitchen knife!!

— Milton Jones

I recently bought the box set of ‘Doctor Who’ and watched it Milton Jones Picture Quote

I recently bought the box set of ‘Doctor Who’ and watched it

— Milton Jones

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying “I don’t Milton Jones Picture Quote

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying “I don’t

— Milton Jones

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But Milton Jones Picture Quote

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But

— Milton Jones

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we’ve Milton Jones Picture Quote

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we’ve

— Milton Jones

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until Milton Jones Picture Quote

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until

— Milton Jones

Incredible to think isn’t it, that every single Scotsman, started off as Milton Jones Picture Quote

Incredible to think isn’t it, that every single Scotsman, started off as

— Milton Jones

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. Milton Jones Picture Quote

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it.

— Milton Jones

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal Milton Jones Picture Quote

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal

— Milton Jones

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back Milton Jones Picture Quote

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back

— Milton Jones

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round Milton Jones Picture Quote

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round

— Milton Jones

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… But it never really took off. Milton Jones Picture Quote

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… But it never really took off.

— Milton Jones

I’ve just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to Milton Jones Picture Quote

I’ve just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to

— Milton Jones

It’s difficult isn’t it, when you’re in a Mosque and everyone’s praying Milton Jones Picture Quote

It’s difficult isn’t it, when you’re in a Mosque and everyone’s praying

— Milton Jones

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don’t think Milton Jones Picture Quote

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don’t think

— Milton Jones

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. Milton Jones Picture Quote

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

— Milton Jones

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, Milton Jones Picture Quote

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do,

— Milton Jones

Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner. Milton Jones Picture Quote

Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.

— Milton Jones

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious. Milton Jones Picture Quote

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

— Milton Jones

I don’t know if you’ve ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate Milton Jones Picture Quote

I don’t know if you’ve ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate

— Milton Jones

My wife… its difficult to say what she does… she sells seashells on the seashore. Milton Jones Picture Quote

My wife… its difficult to say what she does… she sells seashells on the seashore.

— Milton Jones

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the Milton Jones Picture Quote

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the

— Milton Jones

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to Milton Jones Picture Quote

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to

— Milton Jones

The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job. Especially if you’ve got hay fever. Milton Jones Picture Quote

The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job. Especially if you’ve got hay fever.

— Milton Jones

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this Milton Jones Picture Quote

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this

— Milton Jones

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go Milton Jones Picture Quote

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go

— Milton Jones

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