If there’s anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it’s being washed up right after. — Moon Zappa
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it’s a better something. — Moon Zappa
My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. — Moon Zappa
My dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. — Moon Zappa
It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple. — Moon Zappa
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Zappa
I would think: stay close to the implants! they must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! — Moon Zappa
I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I’ve been humiliated in. — Moon Zappa
Every job I’ve ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don’t get. — Moon Zappa
How strange, when your father’s wearing women’s clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. — Moon Zappa