Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I’d like to take you and your family along as my guests. — Ned Flanders
Well… sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can’t find hers! — Ned Flanders
Dear neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom. — Ned Flanders
Homer simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? with a kick in the kididdlehopper! — Ned Flanders
Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish — Ned Flanders
Well, it’s bart simpson…come on in! you’re just in time for “sponge bath the old folks” day! — Ned Flanders
We’re done for, we’re done-diddly done for, we’re done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily! — Ned Flanders