Norm MacDonald Quotes

All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me

— Norm MacDonald

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

— Norm MacDonald

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best

— Norm MacDonald

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.

— Norm MacDonald

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

— Norm MacDonald

I just like doing standup, that’s all I’m interested in or good at. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

I just like doing standup, that’s all I’m interested in or good at.

— Norm MacDonald

If you’re watching a comedian on television and he’s making a political Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

If you’re watching a comedian on television and he’s making a political

— Norm MacDonald

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.

— Norm MacDonald

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it’s inconsequential. And Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it’s inconsequential. And

— Norm MacDonald

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old

— Norm MacDonald

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less

— Norm MacDonald

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease

— Norm MacDonald

I’m no good at anything but comedy, which I think I’m good Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

I’m no good at anything but comedy, which I think I’m good

— Norm MacDonald

There’s no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They’re Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

There’s no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They’re

— Norm MacDonald

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

The soul is never perfectly secure from the influence of passion; the

— Norm MacDonald

I have always loved Las Vegas. It’s a traditional place for lounge Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

I have always loved Las Vegas. It’s a traditional place for lounge

— Norm MacDonald

I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men.

— Norm MacDonald

Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess

— Norm MacDonald

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.

— Norm MacDonald

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

— Norm MacDonald

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to

— Norm MacDonald

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.

— Norm MacDonald

I’m happy doing stand-up, but I’ll probably do a television show eventually. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

I’m happy doing stand-up, but I’ll probably do a television show eventually.

— Norm MacDonald

There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice

— Norm MacDonald

As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to

— Norm MacDonald

Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is

— Norm MacDonald

Stand-up has the best writers, because it’s the hardest writing by a million miles. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Stand-up has the best writers, because it’s the hardest writing by a million miles.

— Norm MacDonald

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

— Norm MacDonald

Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog…

— Norm MacDonald

Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to

— Norm MacDonald

During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving

— Norm MacDonald

We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having

— Norm MacDonald

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on

— Norm MacDonald

It’s tough to know who’s better in cliff diving. Like, you see Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

It’s tough to know who’s better in cliff diving. Like, you see

— Norm MacDonald

Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

— Norm MacDonald

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

He that searches for praise will often find contempt.

— Norm MacDonald

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith

— Norm MacDonald

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance

— Norm MacDonald

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated. Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.

— Norm MacDonald

A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem Norm MacDonald Picture Quote

A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem

— Norm MacDonald

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