Picture Quotes I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes How Sunday into Monday melts! —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Shake and shake The catsup bottle. None will come, And then a lot'll. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Love Is Quotes, Picture Quotes Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year! —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.' —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes You can take it as understood, That your luck changes only if it's good. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes To love is an active verb. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Life has a tendency to obfuscate and bewilder, Such as fating us to spend the first part of our lives being embarrassed by our parents and the last part being embarrassed by our children. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The song of canaries Never varies, And when they're moulting They're pretty revolting. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; I So, presently, must I. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you? —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Only the gamefish swims upstream, But the sensible fish swims down. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes In the world of mules there are no rules. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick? —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this
Picture Quotes Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. —Ogden NashWhatsappFacebookTwitterPinterestLinkedInBufferEmail this