If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. — Oliver Herford
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
What is my loftiest ambition? I’ve always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. — Oliver Herford
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money — Oliver Herford
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. — Oliver Herford
The irish gave the bagpipes to the scotts as a joke, but the scotts haven’t seen the joke yet. — Oliver Herford
What is my loftiest ambition? I’ve always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. — Oliver Herford
When I go abroad I always sail from boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from. — Oliver Herford