The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority. — P. G. Wodehouse
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. — P. G. Wodehouse
Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can’t get it. — P. G. Wodehouse
I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. — P. G. Wodehouse